I haven't met you in person
But you've interrupted me so many
Of my favorite TV shows
For me to know you enough
I remember how you always used to say
"Bringing you guys the power of Oxi Clean!"
Although your product may have tinted my clothes
It still gave it the fresh out
The laundry detergent smell
You're always advertising your product
With your blue buttoned shirt
And appearing in front of everyone's
TV screen more than I can count
But you still can't top the ShamWow Commercial
RIP
Day of the Dead
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